 | Killed my father’s pet parrot in its cage with a broom handle in our
house on stilts in the La Salina lakeside camp. Seems I was about 3 years
old. |
 | Walking to kindergarten in the new La Salina staff school by crossing
the main highway between Hollywood and Las Cupolas. There was a stairway
over some pipelines at the fence between the camp and the road. |
 | Piñatas at the birthday parties. |
 | Watching the “octopus” pumping unit lines going back and forth at the La
Salina golf course club house.Eating a great breakfast consisting of fried
eggs, platanos and goat’s cheese chased down with a cold glass of Klim milk. |
 | Using my Mother’s strainer to dip minnows out of the roadside ditches in
the Hollywood camp after a heavy downpour. |
 | Having squirter fights. |
 | Placing “poppers” under the lip of our dog and watching him shake his
head when they Popped. |
 | Placing lemon juice in my dog’s mouth and watching him stick out his
tongue and shake his head. |
 | Getting a spanking at least once a day. |
 | Playing Cowboy and Indians all over the camp. |
 | Having a real cap-gun as opposed to using your fingers or a stick and no
longer having to make those gun noises ie: Keeechhhh, Keeechhh. |
 | Making my first bomb by screwing a roll of caps between two bolts and
dropping them onto the road. |
 | Eating half-ripe mangos. |
 | Eating anything the birds ate – plus. |
 | Getting a case of runs at least once a month. |
 | Walking on the blistering asphalt barefooted during noontime on a dare. |
 | Frying an egg on your dads black company car hood at noontime. |
 | Getting burrs stuck in your feet – especially right behind your toes and
in your hands as you pulled them out. |
 | Getting nails stuck in your bare feet and then tetanus shots with dull
needles. |
 | Running around the camp late at night in your underwear when no one was
out. |
 | Killing everything that moved or attempted to. |
 | Stealing your Dad’s booze. |
 | Buying your Dad’s booze at the club at age 11. |
 | Swimming at the club at night in the nude. |
 | Slingshot fights with the native boys. |
 | Watching the packs of stray dogs in heat. A regular event and large
component of early childhood sex education. |
 | Watching the mother’s try to run off the stray dogs in heat out on their
front yards so their youngsters would not get any strange ideas. |
 | Dry season and the heat, death of cattle, buzzards, smells. |
 | Rainy season, heat, humidity, death of cattle, buzzards, smells – good
and bad. |
 | The black tornado of buzzards over the Maracaibo stock yard. |
 | Buzzards all the time. |
 | Orchids of all kinds |
 | Dwarf bananas hanging in the carport. |
 | Snakes of all kinds and most deadly. |
 | “Bushing” the girls when they came out of their showers in the
ground-level homes. |
 | Going home when the street lights came on. |
 | Playing kick-ball in the first through 6th grades. |
 | Playing “Death” dodge ball. |
 | Playing kick-the-can at night. |
 | Not playing because of fear of Polio. |
 | Great swimming pools. |
 | Swatting enormous termites and ants when they swarmed after the rains. |
 | Running over frogs by the thousands when they came out onto the warm
back roads after the rains – it made a neat popping sound. |
 | Going fishing out on the lake using the work-boats and always catching
great fish of all kinds. |
 | Making and throwing Molotoff Cocktails. |
 | Listening the music from the “native” camps late at night. |
 | Crossing the lake on the Ferries. |
 | Stopping to be searched at the alcabalas. |
 | Spending great early years growing up with a bunch of great kids. |
 | Outdoor movies in all weather conditions. |
 | Flit guns and DDT – stops all insects dead plus. |
 | Making out with your childhood girl friends. |
 | Always having a dog as a pet and it’s ticks, burrs and oil. Taught to
hunt lizards and iguana – where else? |
 | Having a much younger sister. |
 | Getting vaccinated for everything. |
 | Getting shots for everything. |
 | Extremely poor natives living off the jungle yet generous and having
great pride. |
 | Extremely poorer, dirty Andian Indian children standing at the roadsides
with their hands out asking for a locha. |
 | The Guardia Nacional with Mausers slung over their shoulders with their
hands out asking for a “gift”. |
 | Listening to the “Hit Parade” on the Voice of America. |
 | Listening to popular music from a radio station from Miami while sitting
up on the dike in Tia Juana. |
 | Watching the Catatumbo Lights across the lake late at night from the Tia
Juana dike. |
 | Drinking Cuba Libres as often as possible. |
 | Drinking any kind of rum, but if you had class, then it was Cacique. |
 | Drinking cervezas any time – Polar was my favorite. |
 | Never smoking Venezuelan cigarettes – they were awful. |
 | Air-conditioning – at last!! |
 | Dance parties under the houses on stilts. |
 | Baked Red Snapper with scalloped potatoes and stewed tomatoes. |
 | Meatloaf almost all the time. |
 | Tenderizing steaks using fresh crushed Papaya. |
 | No cold water ever for taking a shower or washing. |
 | No tubs to bathe in until you went to the States on vacation—then cold
tap water and long tub baths. |
 | Real hamburgers and Fountain Cokes in the States. |
 | TV in the States and Flash Gordon |
 | The first TV in Tia Juana at Franca Vettor’s home in Tia Juana – Sammy
Davis in Caracas – lots of “snow”. |
 | Legitimately going to a “No Apta” movie for the first time. |
 | Dating for the first time – your childhood friends? Strange because you
grew up with them and they were like family. |
 | Waterspouts |
 | Blowouts and oil droplets falling into the camp. |
 | Death of a father of a childhood friend from a work accident – too
often. |
 | Revolutions |
 | Communists |
 | Democracy – maybe. |
 | Watching Japanese sugar-ants climb the wall by the bed during siesta
time. |
 | Finding grooved ant trails cut in the asphalt roads by army ants on old
Shell exploratory roads behind Lagunillas. |
 | Cattle covered with lumps containing tick colonies. |
 | Cattle guards at the entrances and exits to the camp to keep the stray
cattle out of the camps. |
 | Dead cattle beside the roads during the long dry seasons. |
 | The headlights of the jeep reflecting millions of emerald green
glistening eyes of “Trap-Door” spiders in the front yard after the rains
came. |
 | The flashing blue, green and red feathers of parrots as they flew
overhead in large flocks behind Lagunillas. |
 | Piloting the work launches on Sundays on the way to distant oil rigs to
fish all day. |
 | Santa Clause arriving by helicopter. |
 | Trinidad Steel Drum bands walking the camp streets and playing during
Christmas. |
 | The smell of the coming rains of rainy season. |